Rule no 2 - I must not steal food

Bolognese sauce stains your beard

I am a food forager and gourmet if it is left unattended I believe it is mine, apparently this theory of mine is untrue. The humans would call me a thief. This evening I didn't get any dinner and I am in the dog house for eating the cooked liver out of the saucepan that was going to go into our K9 biscuits followed by the cooked peaches that were going to top Alis granola and yogurt for breakfast this week. Both were quiet tasty I must say.

Ali is kicking herself as she has been trained and is trying to train  everyone else to hide the food, put it out of my reach or in a container I can not open. But this afternoon when it was time for pig feeding the weather outside was sunny, we were asleep sunbathing Alis guard was down she walked out of the kitchen leaving the lid on the saucepan on top of the cooker with the peaches in a container with the lid not quiet on and me outside. What could I do as I follow my nose and climb on the counter tops (when no one is looking of course).

I am a little quiet tonight I think I may of eaten too richer food for my tummy - Ali is not looking forward to the consequences of my serve yourself adventure and there's going to be no biscuits too.